Girl came in with a 78 240 today...

insipid? I feel so stupid...had to look that up! (Insipid, a rock band straight
out of the Snoqualmie Valley ) and anyway what do they have to do with this??
I do have my own group..in fact I have 2!
alt.binaries.dr.biff, and alt.fan.mangoat
I do have imaginary friends-- Don't believe me?
I'm not into being smacked around MUCH
during sex, but I do like to be called names, and insulted.
It makes me feel like a man should feel.
How would you know anything about me? Maybe when I was young, my mother died,
and my dad married a terrible stepmother. Maybe when I was nine years old, I was
knocked down by a lorry, and ended up in a coma at the hospital. Maybe my father
had to work long hours day and night just to keep me alive. Maybe when I woke up
finally, I wasn't ever the same again.
I at once take the responsibility on myself to reply to you.
I am most happy to hear from you that I mistook your meaning; and I shall be
most happy, on your showing me that I have wronged you, to retract my accusation
as publicly as I have made it.
Sobriety, self-restraint, control of word and feeling, which religious men such
as myself exercise, have about them an appearance of being artificial, because
they are not natural; and of being artful, and artificial. Those who would be
holy and blameless, that they are necessarily forced upon a strict
self-restraint, lest they should receive injury from such intercourse with it as
is unavoidable; and this self-restraint is the first thing which makes holy
persons as myself seem wanting in openness and manliness.
I am, Rev. Biff,
Your faithful servant,
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How interesting "TJ Inc."/"Twisted", you seem to be having a dialogue with an
imaginary friend. Perhaps you should start your own newsgroup; you could make
up insipid replies to your own juvenile postings.

| Why sure ! Who wouldn't wanna be spanked by HachiRoku ??
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|
| ||I sorry!
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|| || On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 21:01:02 +0000, TJ inc. wrote:
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|| TJ, do I have to give you a "does not play well with others"?
||
|| > We had da damn sucka's who stole our played out 1974 244 come back t'us
t'
|| spot
|| > if we wuz still around wit' "deir" 244 years afta' we sold it t'
them....
|| ova'
|| > 8-Dubba-0-fuckin'-K Kms on it (down low, we had only ova'
| 1-Dubba-0-fuckin'-K
|| > Kms when we sold it in 1985) - I is shaw it be some flippa' by now as
| they
|| > said they wuz fixin' t' run it until it stopped, they said it wuz
runnin'
|| > great - rusted t' hell tho, as da played out 240's duzn't seem t' hold
| down
|| > body wise... They crooz'd it from da Yukon t' Southern Ontario (down
low,
| it
|| > be some 4+ day trip I recon'), so's I guess it wuz reliable.
||
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Res ipsa loquitur.


| insipid? I feel so stupid...had to look that up! (Insipid, a rock band
straight
| out of the Snoqualmie Valley ) and anyway what do they have to do with
this??
| I do have my own group..in fact I have 2!
| alt.binaries.dr.biff, and alt.fan.mangoat
| I do have imaginary friends-- Don't believe me?
| I'm not into being smacked around MUCH
| during sex, but I do like to be called names, and insulted.
| It makes me feel like a man should feel.
| How would you know anything about me? Maybe when I was young, my mother
died,
| and my dad married a terrible stepmother. Maybe when I was nine years old, I
was
| knocked down by a lorry, and ended up in a coma at the hospital. Maybe my
father
| had to work long hours day and night just to keep me alive. Maybe when I
woke up
| finally, I wasn't ever the same again.
| I at once take the responsibility on myself to reply to you.
| I am most happy to hear from you that I mistook your meaning; and I shall
be
| most happy, on your showing me that I have wronged you, to retract my
accusation
| as publicly as I have made it.
| Sobriety, self-restraint, control of word and feeling, which religious men
such
| as myself exercise, have about them an appearance of being artificial,
because
| they are not natural; and of being artful, and artificial. Those who would
be
| holy and blameless, that they are necessarily forced upon a strict
| self-restraint, lest they should receive injury from such intercourse with
it as
| is unavoidable; and this self-restraint is the first thing which makes holy
| persons as myself seem wanting in openness and manliness.
| I am, Rev. Biff,
| Your faithful servant,
| .
|
| -- If I Start To Sound Like Spam, Slap Me, Please!
| www.biffstoejam.com © 2004
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|
|
| | How interesting "TJ Inc."/"Twisted", you seem to be having a dialogue with
an
| imaginary friend. Perhaps you should start your own newsgroup; you could
make
| up insipid replies to your own juvenile postings.
|
| || Why sure ! Who wouldn't wanna be spanked by HachiRoku ??
||
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|| || You'd like that, wouldn't you?
||
|| |||I sorry!
||| I need to be spanked!!
|||
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|||
||| ||| On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 21:01:02 +0000, TJ inc. wrote:
|||
||| TJ, do I have to give you a "does not play well with others"?
|||
||| > We had da damn sucka's who stole our played out 1974 244 come back t'us
| t'
||| spot
||| > if we wuz still around wit' "deir" 244 years afta' we sold it t'
| them....
||| ova'
||| > 8-Dubba-0-fuckin'-K Kms on it (down low, we had only ova'
|| 1-Dubba-0-fuckin'-K
||| > Kms when we sold it in 1985) - I is shaw it be some flippa' by now as
|| they
||| > said they wuz fixin' t' run it until it stopped, they said it wuz
| runnin'
||| > great - rusted t' hell tho, as da played out 240's duzn't seem t' hold
|| down
||| > body wise... They crooz'd it from da Yukon t' Southern Ontario (down
| low,
|| it
||| > be some 4+ day trip I recon'), so's I guess it wuz reliable.
|||
|||
||
||
||
|
|
|
|

 

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evil."--FDR ...


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Res ipsa loquitur.


| insipid? I feel so stupid...had to look that up! (Insipid, a rock band
straight
| out of the Snoqualmie Valley ) and anyway what do they have to do with
this??
| I do have my own group..in fact I have 2!
| alt.binaries.dr.biff, and alt.fan.mangoat
| I do have imaginary friends-- Don't believe me?
| I'm not into being smacked around MUCH
| during sex, but I do like to be called names, and insulted.
| It makes me feel like a man should feel.
| How would you know anything about me? Maybe when I was young, my mother
died,
| and my dad married a terrible stepmother. Maybe when I was nine years old, I
was
| knocked down by a lorry, and ended up in a coma at the hospital. Maybe my
father
| had to work long hours day and night just to keep me alive. Maybe when I
woke up
| finally, I wasn't ever the same again.
| I at once take the responsibility on myself to reply to you.
| I am most happy to hear from you that I mistook your meaning; and I shall
be
| most happy, on your showing me that I have wronged you, to retract my
accusation
| as publicly as I have made it.
| Sobriety, self-restraint, control of word and feeling, which religious men
such
| as myself exercise, have about them an appearance of being artificial,
because
| they are not natural; and of being artful, and artificial. Those who would
be
| holy and blameless, that they are necessarily forced upon a strict
| self-restraint, lest they should receive injury from such intercourse with
it as
| is unavoidable; and this self-restraint is the first thing which makes holy
| persons as myself seem wanting in openness and manliness.
| I am, Rev. Biff,
| Your faithful servant,
| .
|
| -- If I Start To Sound Like Spam, Slap Me, Please!
| www.biffstoejam.com © 2004
| DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE
| All replies are automatically deleted.
|
|
| | How interesting "TJ Inc."/"Twisted", you seem to be having a dialogue with
an
| imaginary friend. Perhaps you should start your own newsgroup; you could
make
| up insipid replies to your own juvenile postings.
|
| || Why sure ! Who wouldn't wanna be spanked by HachiRoku ??
||
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|| || You'd like that, wouldn't you?
||
|| |||I sorry!
||| I need to be spanked!!
|||
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|||
||| ||| On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 21:01:02 +0000, TJ inc. wrote:
|||
||| TJ, do I have to give you a "does not play well with others"?
|||
||| > We had da damn sucka's who stole our played out 1974 244 come back t'us
| t'
||| spot
||| > if we wuz still around wit' "deir" 244 years afta' we sold it t'
| them....
||| ova'
||| > 8-Dubba-0-fuckin'-K Kms on it (down low, we had only ova'
|| 1-Dubba-0-fuckin'-K
||| > Kms when we sold it in 1985) - I is shaw it be some flippa' by now as
|| they
||| > said they wuz fixin' t' run it until it stopped, they said it wuz
| runnin'
||| > great - rusted t' hell tho, as da played out 240's duzn't seem t' hold
|| down
||| > body wise... They crooz'd it from da Yukon t' Southern Ontario (down
| low,
|| it
||| > be some 4+ day trip I recon'), so's I guess it wuz reliable.
|||
|||
||
||
||
|
|
|
|

 

Do you mean a 1978 240Z? or?

 

Today's To Do List

1. Listen to old forgotten CD's.

2. Walk around in underwear and pretend no one can actually see me through
the opened blinds and windows.

3. Look at laundry and think about how nice it would be to get it done today
instead of waiting until the last minute tomorrow, where it will inevitably
be hotter outside, and more crowded down at the little laundry room.

4. Ignore all previous thoughts of laborious work.

5. Take Super Duper Strength medicine to rid self of the Snot That Would Not
Go Away.

6. Sign up for NaNoWriMo.

7. Try and figure out what the hell I could possibly write 50,000 words
about.

8. Work on the poor neglected blog a bit.

9. Watch tivo-ed Farscape marathon to make room for next week's Farscape
marathon.

10. Go shopping for new couch to replace current couch with broken spring
that creates massive black hole that sucks tv remotes and change and socks
and small animals into the fourth level of hell (aka the dark and scary
'un-vacuumed for several years' space underneath the couch).

11. Go apartment hunting for cheaper apartment so we can afford the
expensive couch the HB will probably talk me into.

12. Add to list.


--
Twisted...
"A man doesn't dream about a woman
because he thinks her "mysterious";
he decides that she is "mysterious"
to justify his dreaming about her."
-- Henri De Montherlant .. )

 

I think I can see how the transdimensional door opened up and swept
these seemingly unrelated posers in here... a curious collection of
newsgroups to which the original message was crossposted:

alt.autos.volvo
alt.autos.toyota
alt.binaries.images.fun

It's from the latter that we likely picked up Twisted and TJ Inc. who,
as funny as they are, don't belong but are only seeing their own
newsgroup and when replies are crossposted they engage.

C. E. White came to us from the Toyota group. And no, C. E., the only
way you could put that many kms on a Toyota would be to fire it into
space. Or tow it behind a Volvo.

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Do you ever have any original thoughts, or would you even know one if you had
one?

| There never has been--there never can be--successful compromise between good
and
| evil."--FDR ...
|
|

 

POSTERS not posers.

sry
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Keep your voice down!

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Do you ever have any original thoughts, or would you even know one if you had
one?

| There never has been--there never can be--successful compromise between good
and
| evil."--FDR ...
|
|

 

Oscar Wilde would be envious of your rapier-like wit.

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| one?
|
| || There never has been--there never can be--successful compromise between
good
| and
|| evil."--FDR ...
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|

 

LOL!
Thank you and may we end this feud?
If I offended you I am truly sorry!
I meant no harm!
Biff
(BTW I am an ordained minister)


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Oscar Wilde would be envious of your rapier-like wit.

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| one?
|
| || There never has been--there never can be--successful compromise between
good
| and
|| evil."--FDR ...
||
||
|
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|

 

What does being an ordained minister have to do with anything, and why would
I, or anyone, give a rip? Being an ordained minister doesn't absolve you of
your despicable, racist rephrasing of a legitimate post. More's the pity.

| LOL!
| Thank you and may we end this feud?
| If I offended you I am truly sorry!
| I meant no harm!
| Biff
| (BTW I am an ordained minister)
|
|
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|| one?
||
|| ||| There never has been--there never can be--successful compromise between
| good
|| and
||| evil."--FDR ...
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Oh Geeezzzzze!
I was only tring to be nice!
Pfffffffft!
Are you serious?


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What does being an ordained minister have to do with anything, and why would
I, or anyone, give a rip? Being an ordained minister doesn't absolve you of
your despicable, racist rephrasing of a legitimate post. More's the pity.

| LOL!
| Thank you and may we end this feud?
| If I offended you I am truly sorry!
| I meant no harm!
| Biff
| (BTW I am an ordained minister)
|
|
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| good
|| and
||| evil."--FDR ...
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There's no hope for you!
Good bye!

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What does being an ordained minister have to do with anything, and why would
I, or anyone, give a rip? Being an ordained minister doesn't absolve you of
your despicable, racist rephrasing of a legitimate post. More's the pity.

| LOL!
| Thank you and may we end this feud?
| If I offended you I am truly sorry!
| I meant no harm!
| Biff
| (BTW I am an ordained minister)
|
|
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| good
|| and
||| evil."--FDR ...
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|

 

I told him I was sorry but Horse Lips Larry is being ignorant about the whole
incident.
I meant no harm so lets drop it!!!
Thanks,
Biff

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POSTERS not posers.

sry
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....and he doesn't seem ta like girlz either !

--
Me...
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because he thinks her "mysterious";
he decides that she is "mysterious"
to justify his dreaming about her."
-- Henri De Montherlant .. )

 

Dawson Creek?


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Ok, let's see here. My step~daughter drove from Oshawa (southern) Ontario ta
Dawson Creek BC in 4 dayz, no overnight stops. Dawson Creek is about 900
miles from Whitehorse Yukon. So what's that make it ? 'Bout 6-7 dayz right ?

--
Twisted...
"A man doesn't dream about a woman
because he thinks her "mysterious";
he decides that she is "mysterious"
to justify his dreaming about her."
-- Henri De Montherlant .. )

 

It matters to me !

 

Yes love.

--
Me...
"A man doesn't dream about a woman
because he thinks her "mysterious";
he decides that she is "mysterious"
to justify his dreaming about her."
-- Henri De Montherlant .. )

 

Snot my faith. I just think it's great to have the hand of God bless one of
the fun folk.