What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car ?

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What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either
fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ?
 
What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either
fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ?
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Chocolate, Diesel oil, Lipstick
 
Rob said:
What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either
fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ?
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Are you that bad or terrifying a driver?

SD
 
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What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either
fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ?
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So what does speed have to do with the material that causes the stain?
What are your repeatedly smashing into at high speed that causes a stain
that smashing into it as slow speed does not (like skidding in grass
will stain but rolling in it won't)?

In fact, what does driving even have to do with the material that causes
the stain? Anything that stains can stain while you are driving or not.
Looks like you need to visit a site that discusses tips on cleaning
stains (http://www.google.com/search?q=+stain++cleaning+tips).
 
Jeff said:
Underwear stains, of course.
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Maybe that's where the "fast or slow" comes in. Regarding skivvy
stains: Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah
SSHHII... BLAM!).
 
Vanguard said:
Maybe that's where the "fast or slow" comes in. Regarding skivvy
stains: Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah
SSHHII... BLAM!).
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There is a saying, scared shitless and another, scared spitless. When
you're scared and the fight or flight response is turned on, your mouth
dries out and your intestinal activity slows down.

So one way or another, you could be scared shitless (either because you
emptied it out or you can't empty it out.)

Of course, you guts have a brain of their own, so things don't usually
go the way you want them.

Jeff
 
Vanguard said:
Maybe that's where the "fast or slow" comes in. Regarding skivvy stains:
Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah SSHHII...
BLAM!).
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That's in your part of the world. Here in Arizona the most common words just
before a crash are, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
 
What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have
seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either fast or
slow in your car (or in their car) ?
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I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.

Does that count?
 
Michael said:
That's in your part of the world. Here in Arizona the most common words just
before a crash are, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
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:) :) :)
 
Never mind the shit, what the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
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Bond, James Bond. Can't remember the movie, it was the white car that was
also a Submarine.

And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right
from the factory!

http://www.chrisabraham.com/08_lotus_espirit_f34_430.jpg

http://www.km77.com/marcas/lotus/gra/espiritV8.jpg

(yup...those are Genuine Toyota Corolla taillights on the back end of a
$55,000 car...

Also, the door handles are straight off the Supra, and the car is littered
with Toyota parts. See, the Brit's know how to USE their affiliations with
the Japanese!)
 
That's in your part of the world. Here in Arizona the most common words
just before a crash are, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
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^^^^^^^^^

Laffer of the day! ;)
 
Bond, James Bond. Can't remember the movie, it was the white car that was
also a Submarine.

And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right
from the factory!
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Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going over peoples'
heads.

OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
Can anyone show me a picture of one?
 
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