The beginning of the end of his end?

Undisclosed sources confirm that the jihad movement has slowed to a
crawl.

It is unsure what is the cause of the decline but top officials think
that there may be a shortage of bombs to strap to their asses.

One Arab bomber was overheard complaining that the movements cash supply
has severely dwindled to the point that they can no longer afford
quality explosives. He had tried to blow himself up the past week but to
his dismay, the explosive charge was so weak that it just ripped his
right ass cheek, nuts and half his pecker off.
He is also offended that the other jihadies now refer to him as, (
Stubby ), and make jokes that he can only qualify for 1/2 his allotted
virgins.

Another possible cause of the decline is a shortage of virgins.
Unverified reports state that there is a high probability that the same
72 virgins are being rotated amongst the Islamikazes.
Nothing is the same since the Americans landed. Stubby complained: "They
are just a bunch of cock hounds and since there arrival virgins are
becoming quite rare".

Stubby also appeared quite bitter over the Bush visit to Iraq, commenting
that the jihadies are on the front line while OBL & Scuddam were kicking
back on there asses in some caves.
"They could at least call and ask how things are" Stubby said.
"American GI`s get a big turkey dinner served up by there boss and what
the **** do I get, some dried camel meat".

Stubby was last seen limping off after some goat with 1/2 an erection.

 

Too Funny.

Al

 

Guess what. I heard it from Allah himself that those 72 virgins are all
fat, ugly and mentally retarded.
Why do you think they never got laid, you sand n***ers?

 

Pierce, turn off the PC and do your homework!