There was a young lady from Venice

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bigjon said:
Franz Bestuchev decided to add:




aww - go on, tell us the rest...
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I was posting it in hopes that someone else knew how it ended... :)
 
Franz Bestuchev decided to add:
I was posting it in hopes that someone else knew how it ended... :)
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The only one close I know of is....

There was a young man from Venice
Who played a good game of lawn tennis.
But the game he liked best,
Far more than the rest,
Was played with two balls and a penis...
 
That seems to be the only limerick that I can find in google, I was trying
to post to another group that had a guy who knew this one...ah well.
 
Franz Bestuchev said:
That seems to be the only limerick that I can find in google, I was trying
to post to another group that had a guy who knew this one...ah well.
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There once was a wonderful wizard,
Who had a fierce pain in his gizzard.
So he drank wind and snow,
At 40 below,
And farted a 40 mile blizzard
 
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