Volvos are made of rubber and plastic !!!!

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They are no real cars, just toys for babies !
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That's why they last twice as long as other marque's - they don't rust away
in 5 years...
 
Bruno Beam said:
They are no real cars, just toys for babies !
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Mate, the '87 Ford Faultcan just got a yellow sticker & sure ain't worth
attempting to relicense. I bought a 1980 Volvo 2 weeks ago - it has a
teaspoon of rust under 1 window after 24 years, you can still lock all the
doors, steers straight with no play, bonnet doesn't fall on your head,
doesn't squeak or rattle, has seats instead of plastic picnic chairs. It
really feels like it's just run in. I just can't believe the shit cars I
have owned all these years while there where Volvos.
 
Whatever you say, Einstein.

| They are no real cars, just toys for babies !
 
Bruno Beam said:
They are no real cars, just toys for babies !
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That's what I thought about Alfa Romeos, but it proved me wrong as I woke up
one morning and there was nothing left but a pile of rust.
 
Bruno Beam said:
They are no real cars, just toys for babies !
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Ah - you're the troll who posted on alt.autos.acura that Acuras are infested
with spiders. Do you have *any* valid purpose in life?

Mike
 
Michael Pardee said:
Ah - you're the troll who posted on alt.autos.acura that Acuras are infested
with spiders. Do you have *any* valid purpose in life?

Mike
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I've occasionally wondered what goes through the mind of a troll, they don't
seem to have any specific targets, just randomly pick a few newsgroups. It'd
be interesting to meet a typical usenet troll, are they a bored 5 year old,
a drunk 15 year old, or a nerdy overweight 37 year old living in their
parents basement playing D&D?
 
I've occasionally wondered what goes through the mind of a troll, they
don't
seem to have any specific targets, just randomly pick a few newsgroups. It'd
be interesting to meet a typical usenet troll, are they a bored 5 year old,
a drunk 15 year old, or a nerdy overweight 37 year old living in their
parents basement playing D&D?
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This wasn't so bad. To find out more about a poster, however, you can always
check out the header for hopefully more information. In this case, the
header looks like this:

From: [email protected] (Bruno Beam)
Newsgroups: alt.autos.volvo,scot.tld
Subject: Volvos are made of rubber and plastic !!!!
Date: 14 Dec 2004 00:43:25 -0800
Organization: http://groups.google.com
Lines: 1
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.76.152.186
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
X-Trace: posting.google.com 1103013806 22501 127.0.0.1 (14 Dec 2004 08:43:26
GMT)
X-Complaints-To: [email protected]
NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2004 08:43:26 +0000 (UTC)
Xref: masternews.telia.net. alt.autos.volvo:137780

So, if it was a really abusive troll, a mail could be sent to
[email protected] and that account would be warned or killed. But,
since the poster has a free YAHOO address
([email protected]) he could simply create a new account
at google using a new yahoo address. BTW, the extension "br" is for Brazil,
which indicates the poster is probably from Brazil, since he prefers to sign
up for free email via the Brazilian branch of Yahoo.

So........... because his email address includes "joystick", I suspect: The
sender is a 15 year old brat son of a wealthy Brazilian sending messages
from his bedroom, and his Dad said something about the plastic on his new
car. His son overheard this remark, and he is now warning the world.

I guess :)

Jon
 
Good, better then the old pop cans and cardboard that some cars are made out
of.
 
Ah - you're the troll who posted on alt.autos.acura that Acuras are infested
with spiders. Do you have *any* valid purpose in life?

Mike
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I have been watching this child for a while now. He shows up about once a
month under a different name and posts some inane low level dreck that a
moron would be ashamed of. He has no imagination whatsoever.
On the other hand Google search turns op 588 posts between Dec. 11 and Dec.
14 That is quite some output. I am starting to suspect a artificial
stupidity.
 
["Followup-To:" header set to alt.autos.volvo.]
Good, better then the old pop cans and cardboard that some cars are made out
of.
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You're arguing with a bot.
 
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