I've wondered for a long time why anybody would buy a Volvo. They're ugly, though recent models are a little less so, and built like a brick. They also affect the minds of fairly normal (I said fairly) who are turned into that dangerous and stupid road beast, the Volvo driver, something rather like a rhino, short-sighted, aggressive and only able to move in straight lines, usually fairly slowly. The only excuse that I've heard is that, being built like a brick shit-house Volvo drivers can keep their sprogs uncrushed despite their bad driving. It turns out that I was wrong. Apparently the back seats of revolves are the most comfortable mobile bonk locations. I'm not sure if Rolls Royces and Winnebagos were included in the survey, and I'm surprised that jags don't feature as their seats are quite squishy, but it is probably the sheer width that gives them the edge - or maybe those funny barred headrests give a good purchase. I'm not sure, the article said that they were best, not exactly why. What's odd is that revolves tend to be driven by middle-aged wage-slave types who can, presumably, bonk at home. When have they had the opportunity or inclination to find out enough to fill in the survey? If anything, I'd have expected them to carry out adulterous limbo dancing in the bog at the local Sainsbury's or in their shed on the allotment. Or could it be that the sprogs, protected from crushing over all these years in their brick on wheels are forced to rebel when teenagers borrowing the car? It would make sense, I suppose.